A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted
When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”
The only thing more plastic than the seats are the fans in the etihad stadium. Home to the smallest club in the premier league the etihad has less atmosphere than a over 70’s bingo night. Not to mention the countless round of 16 and quarter final exists this stadium has seen. Pep fraudiola continues to deliver no hope for a champions league trophy and constantly is terrorised by the thought of martial putting a half volley past the Brazilian b tec neuer in the Manchester derby. This stadium is also commonly known as the emptyhad.
Man City fan ‘did you hear the screams from the etihad stadium when that goal went in !’
Local resident ‘ no’