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An exposition giving guy from Five Nights at Freddy's who you only ever hear through pre-recorded phone calls and tapes. Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly. For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Person 1: "Why's phone guy kinda cute-" Person 2: "NO." Person 3: "...go play dialtown." 1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"