A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hip-lingo or a cover-up toward parents.
"What did you do at the party; anything sexual?" "No way, mother, we just played chess a little and took speed."
When you go behind your friends' backs and put your girlfriend first and have a huge mole that reminds people of the red circle off of Jupiter. And you're stupid.
This kid is a Mole-Faggot. I think we better beat his ass down with an axe handle.
When you make a very delicious breakfast with eggs, cheese, and lil smokies.
Phil is such a great cook, he always makes those Lil' Smokie Omlets. Yumm.<3
When you are a faggot that only listens to Green Day and Prince, but think you're punk when you listen to Green Day. And you wear nothing but black dress shirts buttoned up and gay ties.
Mitch is a Green Day Elite; Let's kick his ass. OI! OI! OI!
When you are completely addicted to Baking soda and you choose to get high off of it by sniffing it.
Holy shit, dude, you're such a bakin' soda fiend, you just did like 4 pounds of baking soda in under a minute.