Country Dictionary

short bus

Generally, the short bus is a smaller version of a regular school bus that carries mentally challenged students to school. On rare occasions, if your school board is a bunch of assholes (like mine), you will be forced to ride in a short bus for field trips if you class contains less than 18 students.

Teacher: We'll all be going on a trip to the art museum Friday! Class: Hooray! Teacher: And we're taking a short bus! Class: ............ Time: Passes Class: *is riding the short bus on the highway* Other cars: *point and laugh* Class: *is mortified*

fongool

Shortened from an Italian phrase used to mean "go do it in the a**" but generally interpreted to mean "f**k you."

Just keep your cool Now you're starting to drool Fongool! I'm Sandra Dee! ~as per Rizzo in the musical GREASE