Country Dictionary

Noun. The gap in understanding between a person making a smart-ass remark, and the person who doesn't get it.

I said "oh yeah, I'd LOVE to come to his wedding, and he's actually invited me!" "Ah; that's the sarchasm".

(Verb) Masturbating (male) in the bath.

Wilburrrrrrr! Hurry up out of the bathroom; I want a shower. You'd better not be making nylon in there...

Noun. The female participant in a multiple-male bukkake scene.

Summon the fluffers, please. The leading lady needs to take a shower, as she's like a plasterer's radio.

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.

Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.

Receptacle for letters of complaint, demands for explanations, begging letters, etc.

Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"? Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.

A person with questionable personal hygiene.

"That bird from last night was a bit of a nine-volter" "Be fair- she HAD been dancing all night"

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.

Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.