Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.

Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!

by B$ March 29, 2005

Cock Stalker

A person that cant get enough of the cock, hopefully a girl.

Yea I let that girl play around with my cock the other night. I'm trying not to talk to her, but she wont leave me alone. She wants it again! What a Cock Stalker.

by B$ March 27, 2005

Templan

A person who masturbates in a public place. This can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. This person typically has a form of mental retardation and is frequently caught due to their loud moans and grunts.

Guy 1: Hey Steve did you hear about that templan that got suspended today? Guy 2: O yea, Wood shop teacher caught him Guy 1: Yea, When he went to hide it, he got his left testicle stuck in his zipper. They had to drive him strait to the hospital. Guy 2: Poor kid

by B$ March 27, 2005

Stud

Stud is another term for STD. It is a much more gently way of saying that someone has a sexual desease by saying they have a Stud.

Damn, I wanna get with that chick but she has some nasty studs.

by B$ March 27, 2005

morneault

What guys refer to as "free pussy." At noon or midnight, whenever your penis desires you can call this girl and you will surely get your penis not only some fun, but also some studs(STD's)

Guy 1: Man I need some pussy right now!!! Guy 2: Dude its fuckin 4 in the morning!!! Guy 1: I know but my penis is so erect!!! Guy 2: Fine I know a Morneault that you can call up.

by B$ March 27, 2005

Mansy

A term used for a man that is half man half pansy. A man that is not a complete pansy, but he does have his moments.

You'd light you're ass hair on fire, but you wont jump off this cliff. You Mansy!!

by B$ March 27, 2005

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

A term for a rather large bra. The boobs are represented as the boulder and the over the shoulder holder represents the bra itself.

I was checkin out this chick at the mall. O man she was wearing this tank top and you could see her over the shoulder boulder holder. O man she had huge knockers. I wanted to jizz all over her face.

by B$ April 02, 2005