A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Sugar Bear is a short, pudgy female who is obsessed with things like Cocaine, MDMA, Ketamine, and other mind altering powdery substances. Normally found at festivals and renaissance events, this person will use whatever means necessary to either obtain the powder they want, whether that is by kind means or deceptive means depends on the Sugar Bear's mood that day. Sugar Bears are excellent at hiding their addiction and are usually identified by their bubbly personalities and surprisingly low intelligence. They usually claim they do not do these sorts of things as well to add to their facade.
"Hey that redheaded girl I met today at the faire was really sweet, we are going out later this week!"
"Dude that's a Sugar Bear, you are probably going to find yourself buying her something or she's just going to slip it out of your wallet, she screwed over Erik last week on one of their 'dates' and now his credit card is missing!"
Pronunciation: (Drunk-ee Chan)
Noun/Adj: A person who is quite intoxicated and suddenly believes they are a drunken master of kung-fu. Will often perform sloppy kicks and karate chops, and sometimes the occasional half-assed parkour attempt. Usually an amusing sight, mostly only bringing harm on themselves rather than others at worst.
Noun: "Woah woah woah now, look at ol' drunkey chan over there. Hey! Show them your jump kick! OHHH SHIT BRO, your ass okay?! DO IT AGAIN MAN!!!"
Adj: "Oh shit fam, He's gonna try to go all drunkey chan on that rail over there. $20 says he hits his balls really hard."
Pronunciation: (Dah-ll'j)
Noun: A misogynistic, or arrogant person who will usually choose to believe their own reality rather than base anything on actual facts. A delusional person with very high, but incorrect, self ideals they will not deviate from.
Adj: To be misogynistic or exceptionally arrogant, to hold ones own personally created ideals above all others, even at the expense of someone's health or sanity. To believe ones own perceptions are the only real, or correct, ones.
Noun: Sometimes Carl can be such a Dalj, every time he meets a woman he instantly expects her to bend over backwards for him. Did you hear what he tried to get Becky to do for him after only knowing her for a week? Who actually tries to add themselves to someone's health insurance after that short of a time! What an absolute creep. He actually thinks that what he is doing is typical of any early relationship.
Adj: Simon is a bit too Dalj for me to be around, anytime we start to make plans, he just butts in with his own plans and basically tries to get us all to agree his idea was better. He knows Buck has a bum wrist but he still demanded we all go rock climbing! Seriously way too Dalj for me to deal with...I still say we go to the arcade, Buck can go lefty on House of the Dead like a pro and I'd like to see how far we get this time.