A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is covered with tattoos memorializing their friends, lovers, family and pets
That girl has so many tats, she's a walking billboard of death
Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.
My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.