Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

2 skinnee j's

The most talented rap band ever delivered to this Earth by God. The ones who speak for those who have not yet found their voice.

"This songs goes out to those with coke bottle glasses, all you lonely kids who were the last pick in gym classes. We got your back - detract your malefactors. All you up in the back, UNITE LIKE THUNDERCATS!" Preach on brothas!

by BIG E June 12, 2003

reetchy

A superhuman sex being, made for pure lovemaking and satifaction. A dreamboat with a small unit.

Jackie: Have you seen reetchy in wentz lately?

Megan: Yah!! Isn't reechy a hunk? Too bad he's only got 3/4 of an inch to work with.

Jackie:Yah..he needs an extension

by Big E October 30, 2004

Wookey

Dog turd's that are covered in their ass-fur. After they crust over, they make Chewbacca sounds when the lawnmower hits them.

"wwoorgrgrgrga"
Aw fuck! I ran over a wookey with the mower. *spit* The dust got in my mouth...Damn dog!

by BIG E June 12, 2003

Treehouse

A common meeting place where people are known to act a fool and get wild. Foolin' is another popular activity among those that gather here.

Yo, come on up to the Treehouse and act a foo with all yo cousins.

by Big E November 22, 2003

Stop Sign

place where rednecks down portier rd go to worship at least 6 times a day off,and where most people down the road bring there dates for the first kiss

jimmy bring'in monna to dat there stop sign.

by BIg E October 16, 2004

Coco Lopez

When Mario Lopez molestes you by touching your coconuts.

"Man I was walking down the street the other day and got Coco Lopezed out of no where, damn."

by Big E March 19, 2004

stinko de mayo

1.A day in celebration of the pungent smell in a dorm room of left over nachos, sour cream, corona, and cuervo gold all with the lingering stench of puke, mexican style.

"Happy stinko de mayo, buuuuuuuuick!!"

by Big E April 02, 2004