A fork of Rural Dictionary
Proper noun: var - Wookie, Wookiee. Shaggy giants from an arboreal world, the tall and commanding Wookiee species is an impressive sight to even the most jaded spacer. Despite their fearsome and savage countenance, Wookiees are intelligent, sophisticated, loyal and trusting. Loyalty and bravery are near-sacred tenets in Wookiee society. When peaceful, Wookiees are tender and gentle. Their tempers, however, are short; when angered, Wookiees can fly into a berserker rage and will not stop until the object of their distemper is sufficiently destroyed.
See also Urban75Wookiee
Chewbacca - sidekick of Han Solo
Wookey hole definitely only means female genitalia.
The cave park by that name is just the owners having a dirty joke at the expense of the general public who have to hear young children and parents saying that phrase outright and inappropriately in public.
Another miss used word is 'pussy'. I feel so uncomfortable hearing my mother constantly telling my cat that he is a ''naughty pussy''.
''I sexed my girlfriend in her big, hairy wookey hole''
Father : My wife is going to show the kids around the wookey hole this weekend.
Father's mate: What the cave park?
Father : No, her pussy
Father mate: Oh! ... can I bring my kids too
Father : Sure
''Apparently it is cheaper buying tickets to go inside a wookey hole if you buy them off street rather than through an agency''
Another name for vagina, also a series of caves in South West England.
Nick: why did you break up with Mal?
Stella: because he stuck his cock in Haz's wookey hole
Nick: I see. I guess that's why she's called Haz - because everyone has.