A fork of Rural Dictionary
matchie, a nickname for the coolest guy ever. He's like the perfect guy version of you.
Omiglob, i own those same shoes!!!! You have great taste dude!!! I shall now call you matchie awww man, couldn't you come up with a better nickname? no, you shall be matchie *angry face*
fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.
dude, i gained like two pounds this week. no worries, just water weight