A fork of Rural Dictionary
The description of a really disgusting bagel.
Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack! Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.
A penis that is 25 feet wide and 1 mm in length.
omgwtfbbq steve has a chude. omg i just got banged by a chude, it hurt.