Country Dictionary

absolutely fucking delicious.

Jim told me that, your moms cock tasted the opposite of twatalicious.

A game played by 2 gay men in the privacy of their own bedroom

Khoan and Corey were into a heavy game of bumdarts last night. I can tell because they are both walking funny

Lesbians from cold places

Look at that, 2 eskimos eating each other out. Must be klondikes.

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.

COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!

1. A program that showcases hot young talent and allows one winner a contract with a recording company. 2. A person or thing that everyone in America loves and wants to be.

1. That bitch on American Idol is hot as ballz! I wanna stick it in her ass cheeks!! 2. Saddam Hussein is such an american idol.

The way my grandmother says stupid when she is not wearing her false teeth.

<Grandma> BobbyT.com why the fuck are you alwayt atting to too-pid?

The act of letting a fart and then calmlywalking around the room to make sure everyone gets a taste of your ass.

I think that guy just got butt fucked. He let a trailblazer andit stunk like burning rubber!