A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbating while sitting on the toilet.
Ben likes taking Toyam Dumps. I'm not sure why, but he does.
Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)
Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.
An abbreviation for "Automated Toyam Machine." A pocket pussy (or fleshlight) attached to a robotic machine which acts as an automatic masturbatory device.
Ben bought a ATM and set it up in our living room. At least the Automated Toyam Machine comes with a jizz collector, otherwise I think I would move out.
The forceful ejaculate of semen that comes out of one's penis. Usually caused by masturbation.
Ben's shower walls are basically painted with toyam juice from all his toyam spurts while in there. But don't think he only masturbates in the shower. He also spurts in the living room, dining room, garage, and I even caught him once in the doghouse. Bailey was NOT happy.
The act of shaking someone's hand right after they've masturbated, i.e. a spermy handshake.
When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.
Ben is a plumber by trade. Sometimes the drains are clogged due to a customer's excessive masturbating tendencies, and sometimes it's because of Ben's frequent Work Toyams.
The ability to fill up two 8 oz. cups of semen with a single ejaculate. Takes mad skillz.
All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.