Country Dictionary

Your milk is spoiled no matter what so pour it down the drain. Let's see who gets in trouble🤣

December 2nd:

*pours milk down drain

Me: Mom, we jus ran out of milk
Mom: Whatchu talm 'bout?! I bought a full gallon yesterday!
Me: It's December 2nd
Mom: The expiration date said the 20th!
Me: But it's December 2nd so I poured it down the drain
Mom: Well it's 5:00 so I'm coming home to beat your ass

But spelled buh

Buh I miss you!

Sounds, looks, tastes, or smells: fye,

Example 1:
Mom: Come sit down dinner's ready!
*Takes bite*
Me: Mom! This shit smacky!
Mom: What'd I tell you bout cussin at my table?
....

Example 2:

Aysha: Girl come listen to this
Layla: *listening* Who dis!? This nigga smackyyyy

not feeling the same

When you waiting on that one person to text first but they're nfts

Something ppl on moviestarplanet say bc ass is on the safety chat and will get tagged. (I mean obviously you're gonna read it as ass, not iass.)

Me texting Camy on moviestarplanet: Man, I hate this dumb iass game!
Camy: Why?
Me: Bc, I was making an ArtBook and it didn't save! It took 1hr!
Camy: >.<

Hit Them Up

Like hmu but them instead of me

Ever miss someone and wonder if they miss you but don't wanna htu bc they fucked you over? :)

November 14th:
"Spam Your Crushes dms Day!"

Spam your crush until they block!!!

Alisha: "Bsf! Iss November 14th!!!
Monae: "And?"
Alisha: November 14th is spam your crushes dms day!
Monae: "Fr?"
Alisha: "Yeah!"
Alisha: "I'm finna spam till he blocks!"

Monae: "Go awf! Period pooh!"
Alisha: "Lmfaoooo!!!