A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you had a shitty childhood due to one parent being either absent, abusive, or stupid. However when you turn 18 you separate yourself from that parent and claim a step-parent as your new true parent.
Hey did you hear Brandon was born at 18? It was that bad for him?
When your too drunk to wiggle out of a situation and your last chance to get out of the situation is to swiggle out of it by moving like a snake across the floor well saying I can swiggle out of this.
Greg was so drunk last night he tried to swiggle out of that fight he got in with Travis
The name of a threesome that involves only men.
Grey, Mike, and Nathaniel meet up last night to perform poseidon's Trident.
When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.
Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.
When a girl has all three holes filled by different guys and they all cum at the same time, they then proceed to yell break time and leave her to dry out.
Kristen got a cement filling last night from Corey, James, and Austin.