Country Dictionary

jammed

1. Having an activity or pursuit intentially/unjustly hindered or prevented by someone else. Also see "jammed up."

"I would have made it to the NFL if I hadn't been jammed up by my High School coach."

salty

1. Unreasonably expensive.

1. I wanted to go to the concert last weekend, but the tickets were pretty salty.

Mars Volta

1. My favorite band.
2. See 'original,' 'visionary,' or 'undefinable.'

I am going to see The Mars Volta on April 17 in Indianapolis, Indiana. Even though they will probably be booed by all the moronic yuppie MTV clones in attendance, I am sure that their show will be mindblowing...

lettuce

1. A person's hair or hairstyle.

Pete Rose has some of the worst lettuce on the planet.