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smoke em if you got em

When in a predicament when it appears there is no escape, one smokes if they have them because the health effects no longer matter. Said in a time when death is imminent.

As the extinction-level asteroid tumbles toward earth... John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..." Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it." John: <lights up>

by BakeCarrots December 30, 2008