Country Dictionary

hagelberry

Something that is just so absolutely heinous and vile that it can only be described as hagelberry (hagel for short)

That Hagelberry muffin was so gross

Backbone

The sometimes pleasureful event in which a male becomes erect while spooning with a female.

Dude, last night I got a backbone while spooning with Charlotte! It was awkward at first, but then she started using her spine to rub my erect manhood!

13

A girl that once you bang, you're not sure if you bang again. Like blackjack. Once you get a 13, you're not sure if you would hit it again.

Billy- "That girl had an amazing body, but an ugly face. She's a 13." John- "Are you going to hit it again?" Billy- "Nah, probably not."

Afrojack

The act of receiving a handjob without having shaved your pubic hair in the recent past.

Cinnamon wants to hook up tonight, but I haven't shaved in like three weeks! Looks like it's going to be another afrojack!