A fork of Rural Dictionary
I can’t wait to date Stefani, I heard she will let you take her down County Road 409.
Extremely fucked up to the max.
Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.
Sharon tried to fuck her boyfriends best friend in from him but since Phillip is blind he is uncuckable.
When you are getting head from a woman at the top of the stairs. Then you ejaculate in her eyes causing her to squint, lose her balance, and fall down the stairs.
Bro I was getting topped off last night by Tiffany on the stairway then I blasted on her face, she couldn’t see, then fell backwards down the stairs like a tumbling Asian.