A fork of Rural Dictionary
1)da most stankin place on the planet!Fo sho! 2)Home to many and the majority of nursing homes and all adult only appartment complexes or communities. *Da older the person driving is, the longer their car gets.* 3)HOrse capitol of the world!Yee hA!
Person on I-75 asking for directions:"Yo wats the exit for Ocala?" Person giving directions:"Ocala?never heard of it,you must mean Orlando!" 76 year old man drives a 1994 Chevy capris. 80 year old drives an extended-bed Chevy silverado. Showhorse owner 1:"i bet my horse is prettier then yours!" Showhorse ower 2:"nu uh!mine has a braided mane!"