Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

tuck the junk

The act of pushing up your balls.

-Whoa, my balls just slapped my knees
-Looks like you're going to have to Tuck the Junk
-Man, I shoulda wore my boxers...

by Basco March 19, 2004

Kip Disney

The most wholesome kid in the galaxy, as far as alpha centauri.

Old Lady 1- That Kip Disney mowed my lawn today without me asking!
Old Lady 2- What a sweet little darling!
Old Lady 1- Yes, I sprayed him with the hose.

by Basco May 05, 2004

ramsacking

The act of running really fast and punching someone in the groin.

I didn't think I can have children after Raoul ramsacked me.

by Basco March 12, 2004