A fork of Rural Dictionary
Absolute stud muffin who’s an alpha male. Fuck you Lyndsey
Jovannitron is the coolest guy ever
A guy who lifts and goes to Jersey Mikes religiously. Can’t talk to women but is Socrates when it comes to talking about women. The celery bandit is his biggest op
Ben glovin is a pussy
Stud muffin with more pussy than he can handle. He is the destroyer of Jersey mikes sandwiches and the #1 Planet Fitness hater. Science teacher is his number one op
Gloven said today is a jersey mikes day