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V. A willful or accidental death caused by crashing head first into a, perfectly, clean window.
Pigeon #1 ”I had no idea that Bob was so depressed.” Pigeon #2 ”(crying) Yeah, I lost my son to Windexdicide last weekend.”
N. The condition of being a very very very fat animal.
My dog's Obeastity limits his ability to lick his balls.