Country Dictionary

Fragile

**F** - **Fling** recklessly

**R** - **Roll** from moving truck

**A** - **Aim** for every bump

**G** - **Grind** under heavy weights

**I** - **Ignore** all warning labels

**L** - **Launch** against warehouse walls

**E** - **Evaluate** if it survives

Hey Earl, assemble the team; here’s another “FRAGILE” marked for special handling.