Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Life

What I am wasting doing this

Me: why am I doing this wat is life?! Me: life is so boring.......

by Batgirl2001 March 09, 2015

Frank

A term used to describe a mentally retarded duck that has the ability to swim by moving its tongue in a circular motion. Once in the water, Franks are known to hide in deep water to catch and eat unsuspecting fishermen. Once they get the taste of human flesh, they turn into a form of a demon cyclops and attacks livestock.

The Frank attacked our boat when we were fishing.

by Batgirl2001 March 10, 2015

Rachel

A monster with long green snake hair, also known as Medusa.

The Rachel attacked us with her snake hair.

by Batgirl2001 March 11, 2015

Internet

The thing that ended my innocent childhood and led to this.

Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is? Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.

by Batgirl2001 March 09, 2015