Country Dictionary

Dirty Mia

The sexual act of cutting a man's dirty toe nails and inserting them inside his foreskin before his partner sucks them out.

Me and missus were messing around last night and she gave me a Dirty Mia, which was excellent.

Will Button

To recklessly throw or discard something

"Where's your new phone?" "Fuck knows, I will buttoned it into a hedge when I was drinking last night" "Did you see Dave last night, he absolutely will buttoned his bird out of the window."