Country Dictionary

Having little to no followers on instagram

"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

To fuck, where the man's balls are banging off the recipients arse.

I fuckin potatoed her last night.

The arse, rectum or anus.

I just jammed it up her shitbox last night!

To be fucked or to announce you need to be fucked in front of a bunch of people who not so secretly HATE YOU!

N-I need to be Whoa Hopped!
Everyone else-{SHUT UP YOU DUMB SLUT}

a description of an event that should be happy, but ends up being miserable.

Guy1: That hot chick I went out with last night? She just wants to be friends.
Guy2: awww man, sad christmas.

To eat a large amount of food , very fast.

I bought a kebab and just fuckin demolished it.