A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beardo is the name of a legendary murderer. He supposedly works in a high school in New Jersey as a janitor. He kills people by rubbing his beard all over them until they are dead. During a bearding you may hear Beardo say things like: "Oh yeah, you're going to get the beard" or "I'm going to rub my beard all over you." Beardo makes a noise when he's bearding someone. You can imitate the noise by doing the following: Open your mouth and keep your lips loose. Make a low-pitched hum while shaking your head from side to side. Don't do this for long however because you might attract Beardo.
Unsuspecting victim: "What was that? I sure hope it wasn't Beardo waiting to beard me!"
Beardo: "Oh yeah, I’m going to beard you so good! <Beardo's noise>
Victim being bearded: "No, no, please no, anything but the beard!"
Beardo: “The beard is exactly what you're going to get!"
1. A euphemism for gay sex between two men.
Ace: "Hey, you wanna touch it in the back?"
Gary: "Oh yeah!"