Country Dictionary

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Belgiuming

The act of waking up and falling asleep over and over again as if to create a loop of consciousness and unconsciousness.

My friend was explaining this complicated plot to a webtoon and I was trying to listen and follow along, but since my stupid ass decided not to get out of bed I was Belgiuming the whole time.

by Beefeth June 11, 2021

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021