Country Dictionary

Mount St. smellens

The pile of feces and toilet paper in a portable job site toilet.

Dude don’t go in the portable. There is a literal Mount St. Smellens in there.

Turdrrets

When you have diarrhea and gas at the same time and uncontrollably shart yourself at random moments.

Holy crap bro. Stay stay away from the fish tacos at chevy’s. That joint gave me a case of turdrrets that lasted all day.

Warm Handoff

When you use the toilet so soon after someone else, that you get a comfortably warm seat.

It gets so cold in the winter here you look forward to that morning warm handoff.

STSteve

A term used to describe a quasi-friend that just won't go away.

That Ben is so annoying, he won't go away. He's like a bad STSteve.