A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your boyfriend gets bored but decides to dump you nicely so he can still get a shag when it pleases him. Usually followed by the phrase I still want to be friends and it's not you, it's me. What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
Guy: We need to talk Girl: *cries* Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out. *Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf* Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk. daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why? Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex? Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly