A fork of Rural Dictionary
Degenerative Muscle Coindrome (DMC) is a disability where a person loses all of their Bitcoin and regresses back into the coindrome.
Jack: Ben mate I lost all my BTC, I can feel myself regressing into the coindrome
Ben: Oh shit, sounds like you have Degenerative Muscle Coindrome, Vitalik has that
Jack: Oh money skeleton?
Ben: Yeh, Its ok though don't panic, just buy FUNFAIR, $1 hardcoded
Jack: Hahahaha ok then JJ
when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.