Country Dictionary

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emboes

A young woman, usually in the teenage years, who has a propensity for giving very satisfying oral sex.

My girlfriend is such a freaky emboes

by Benihana September 16, 2005

Thermommymeter

Item used to measure how hot a mom is.

She was boiling on the thermommmymeter!

by Benihana November 13, 2003