A fork of Rural Dictionary
Web infesting Wildlife creatures Grumous Vacuumus Acarina or Bloody Sucky ParaSites. Wildlife inlcudes Horses, Phish, Bugs, Worms and Virusees. The term is often used to include the related non-Clingon genus Avarice Probiscus or Greedy Nosy type (Spam/Scam/Spoof/Spy)
High SPF*Ware helps protect against CyberNeTics.
*(secure/private/fortified).
Surf the web unprotected and you'll end up with a CyberNeTic infestation like the Trouble with Tribbles.
Wineau (wyno) or plural Wineaux (wynoze)
Use stemware, usually the proper one.
The difference between Winos and Wineaux, the latter are usually INside