A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large section of dried Cow dung that is used in cooking processes by European Gypsies. Typically the Gypsies marinade their chosen food in the Cow dung 17 days before cooking. Sausage Spimbid for example, Sausages left in Cow dung for 17 days then lightly heated before eating.
Mick: “Whaaats for dinner Miss Mick..?”
Miss Mick: “Feck off, Spimbid Sausage.”
When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.
Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”
Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.
When a living organism begins to make "bleeping" noises to a binary code.
That man has started to sound Massettoid. He is making noises such as "Mib", "Bib", "Chib".
Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.