Country Dictionary

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.

He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.

Defication from the anus of a person or creature.

After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.

A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.

Guy 1: That dude is a total stool! Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.

two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"

1) Something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support. 2) An item commonly used in bar fights. 3) Fecal Matter.

1) Please, sit on this nice, padded stool. 2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**! 3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.

Usually made of wood. Sometimes excrement.

Q: Did you feel my stool? A1: Yeah, it's made of some nice wood. A2: Why would I do that? You're gross.

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..