A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a mans penis looks similar to a roll mop herring,The penis should also smell of pickled onion and fish to be correctly diagnosed as Roll Mop Cock............
Oh Dale your cock is disgusting it looks like a Rollmop cock and stinks of onion,your not coming near me seafood balls!
To Delsplain is to continually talk bullshit to a YouTube audience. Someone Delsplaining will generally be seen to make things up on the go. They usually have no knowledge of the subject they try to teach, they then do it in an unsafe manner.
Did you see that video of John mending his mobility scooter! He had no idea how to fit that wheel but as usual he just kept Delsplaining as usual. But hey you already knew that!
A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond
look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc
A Man or Woman who makes his or her living by selling what most people would describe as Junk on Auction sites.They usually acquire these goods from recycling tips/refuge bins or even items at the side of the road. These people would usually have a old dirty van for there work but would also have either a classic or maybe a kit car to make people think they are upper class citizens. They also tend to be selfish people with little or no real interest in others.
Hey Dave I saw a Lumbster down at the Tip today,he was loading his van with all sorts of junk. Yea Matt they sell it online to make money! Do they actually sell any of it Dave? Oh yea some people will buy anything.
A person who you can trust and have a good time with. A natural leader with good manners,He can also sometimes be known as Captain or Thumb
Been out today with Little Rob and everything went smoothly as expected
When a friend or work mate asks you to go on a road trip abroad with them At first you think that's nice Then when you set of on your trip,you realise they have asked you along to pay half the costs
Where you been Steve? I've been away to Belgium. Did you have a good time? To be honest I was taken for a Lumbtrip!
A person who is motivated only by money,and would risk losing friends or family for there own gain
Hi honey I will be home late only im behind a Richdick in the bank and he is depoditing lots of money