A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (Noun) The puddles of juices left behind after an intense sex session.
2. (Verb) the act of juicing up a mattress to maximum swamp level
Guy1: If you guys are dating, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?
Guy2: So we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. That bed looked like an inside-out water bed.
1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session
2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces
Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?
Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.
This is when a straight male, or self-proclaimed straight cis male, is secretly having gay sex.
Biff: Yo, you know that Donald and Elon are definitely Duding on the downlow!
Pedro: For real, I think they totally 69’d. Their bromance became a BROrgy.
This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low
Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!
1. Donny Trump, Jd Vance, Elon Musk, the BROligarchy & every trump ass eater
2. Neo-Nazis, Nazis, racists, fascists,
3. A trump supporter
4. Any and every member of maga
5. Eloncucks, magaincels
Bernie: Did you hear that every single person on Earth voted to change the definition of Faggot?
Alexandria: Omg yes! Every single person on Earth has agreed that trump supporters are the faggots!
Bernie: Trump is a fag, Elon is a megafag, jd Vance is a faggot5000!
The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.
Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.
Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.