A fork of Rural Dictionary
His nickname is Færgelover69. He loves ferries. Jakob is usually a furry. People named Nona Jensen and Molleæ does not like him, they actually hate him.
Walter: "meh, that guy is disgustang!" Emil: "yeah, that guy is totally a Jakob, ew!"
Walter is a legend, he's the love of my life. Walter loves firetrucks and mostertrucks. Honestly, just love Walter, no questions asked. If your name is Nona, and you don't like Walter, Fish you!
August:"yo that guy is a fishing legend!" Hubert:"Yeah, that dude is TOTALLY a Walter!"
this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.
"Sally, you left some behind on my bed" "God, I'm such a sheet shamer"
this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.
"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"
Typically a boy. Has a weird sense of humor, and is kind of a pervert.
Emil: "yo that dude is a total pervert" Jakob: "yeah, he's probably a nona"