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Refers to being completely hammered. Generally someone is stained if they deny being drunk at all but are completely gassed. Derived from shit-stained.

Dave, exams are done,you wanna get stained?

the effects of stain;feeling high

im so stained i cant feel my face

marked and needed to be cleaned or discarded of

Gary stained his undies for the 4th day in a row.

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.

Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?

It's Staind not Stained.

Staind is a decent band. Not Stained, that's what you get when you spill something on your shirt.

An insignificant mainstream rock group who tried Intellectual rock but failed miserably.

Unfortunately they also attempted a cover of Tool's song "sober" who's main effect was to make everyone wish they werent.

"stained tried to leg hump Tool but failed to gain an erection quick enough"

when a girl is on her period but she didnt know and when she found out she could have stains if you know what i mean..

"omg susy i think im stained. and these are my favorite jeans too!"