Country Dictionary

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anal muffin

During anal sex, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.

I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.

by Big Ray April 03, 2005

Sleepwalker

A slut, a person who is constantly looking for sex.

My ex Lauren is a sleepwalker. Shell fuck any guy anytime, shes always looking.

by Big Ray May 16, 2006

poop chute princess

Female who takes it in the pooper often.

She gets so much anal shes almost a poop chute princess

by Big Ray April 03, 2005

shag carpet

When ass air gets to long, and wiping is as hard as pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet.

I need to shave I have the shag carpet again.

by Big Ray April 03, 2005

dry bust

(n) When climax is reached and a white powder similar to talcom powder is ejaculated.

Im so thirsty, that if I had sex I would have a dry bust.

by Big Ray April 02, 2005