A fork of Rural Dictionary
The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.
“Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”
The legendary, and most deadliest weapon to ever exist. Only the fattest and mightiest of the Akimichi may wield this ancient power. One shot from this, and an entire planet could be destroyed in an instant. How this works, is that the chosen weilder has a special type of fart gas, and when released, it can cause mass destruction. Basically, it is like a nuclear bomb that can be shot out of your booty, except it is 1 trillion times stronger.
Breaking News: A castastrophic Blow Horn Type 5 has destroyed planet Moksus.