A fork of Rural Dictionary
What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast. Similar to Monstosity: monstrosity 1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster 2. the state or quality of being monstrous But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow
Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity." Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."
The act of pooping again only a short time after you pooped the first time. Usually associated with the feeling that you first dump was so massive that there could not possibly be any more poop in you.
I couldn’t believe it. I laid a huge lunker at home and thought “that’ll get me through the day”. Then I get to work and its déjà-poo. I laid another foot of pipe.
The real meaning of the acronym G.Q. is Generally Queer. Many people believe that it means Gentlemen's Quarterly, but it doesn't. As most men photographed for the magazine are queers and the only readers gulliable, vapid and vain enough to believe the nonsense printed with in it's covers are queers then it follows that G.Q. means "generally queer". Many queers without the testicular fortitude to go into a porn shop and buy real gay porn, rub one out to the fake and fancy fags that adorn it's pages. Can be used to describe any person, groups of persons or places as "generally queer".
Joe: Hey Frank, we should check out that new club called the "White Swallow". Frank: Fuck no, that place is G.Q....a total stool pusher's paradise. Bill: Hey Tom, Let's join the Glee Club. Tom: Fuck no that group is G.Q. Bunch of Nancy boys.
Large meaty or beefy labia majora. So large that they resemble cuts of fillet mignon.
Dude I was surfing some porn and I saw this chick with awesome filletbia.
A surgical procedure similar to a vasectomy, but performed on a rather large and robust scrotum/testicals. A gentleman with "big balls" would require a Vastectomy.
David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please. Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants. David: With pleasure Doc. Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".
I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".
When gay people commit themselves to each other. Usually of short duration until a better opportunity comes along.
Joe: Hey Biff, did you here, those flamers Bruce and Brett are telling people they're Engayged. Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.