A fork of Rural Dictionary
An attractive woman who has no purpose in life other than to service her husband . Usually they have died blond hair , and are married to a much older and less attractive man . They drive around in a huge SUV’s , dont work , cook or clean . They are found all over the United States in wealthy suburban communities. There heads bob up and down as they are giving head , which is the only thing that they are good at .
Look at that suburban bobblehead driving that massive SUV, she has no purpose in life other than to suck her husnabds Dick
People who act like crackheads , for cold cuts . Willing to stand in long deli line for an hour for a pound of ham .
Omg , look at all these cold cut crackheads on line . It’s so nice out and they Are waiting for ham .
useless fat fuck. A fat piece of shit who is good for nothing, does nothing, and contributes nothing.
Hey, look at Buffy, she is a useless fat fuck. she does nothing all day but talk about herself. she thinks she knows everything.
LAAM is an acronym for Loud Ass Annoying Midget. A small man with a big mouth. what he lacks in height, he makes it up with his mouth.
Wally, please tell that LAAM to shut his mouth. what a loud piece of dog shit he is.