Country Dictionary

taco kruncher

N. A penis used for intercourse.

My husband's taco kruncher made me cum 6 times last night.

taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex

I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.

sannobel

A retailer that sells kids

I saw on Amazon that Sannobel only has 5 left at $9,999.

vag-scraps

Pussy juice in a man's beard after oral sex

I always wash my face after eating out my girl to get the vag-scraps out.