A fork of Rural Dictionary
Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”
Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?
A type of Entree, Snack, Dessert that you see on Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube that looks very appealing and delicious but in reality taste is very generic. A lot of Stunt Food tends to look appetizing and brings attention to the dish when overall the taste proportion and flavor doesn’t match how the meal, dessert looks like it should taste.
Eric: I want to try that new Waffle-Ice cream-Cereal tower I saw on tiktok.
Thomas: Dude you do know that’s Stunt Food right? You’re seriously going to pay $30 to taste something that taste the exact same at the grocery store?
Eric: Yeah you’re right nvm-
Totally Joyful Day, is a dog whistle used by racist neo-nazis to refer to Jews. TJD = Total Jew Death.
This dog whistle is inspired by the already popular dog whistles that originated on 4chan and have been around for loads of time
Ex: Totally Marvelous Day! = Total Migrant Death
Ex: Totally Nice Day! = Total N*gger Death
Hanz: *walks past jew* “wow it’s a Totally Joyful Day!”
Andreas: “I agree :)”
A bae size is a size that fits the average woman’s foot. Usually size 4y to 7y. Resellers or sneakerheads refer to 4y to 7y as bae sizes when buying shoes to resell or to keep for their girlfriends.
Reseller: hey man I got some fire bae sizes coming in.
Other guy: what you got?
Reseller: got some wage runners and some pine greens.