A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang - A term used to refer to the local Chinese Restuarant or Take-Away.
Wife: "Can't be arsed cooking tonight, fancy some take out?" Husband: "You got the menu for that new Chinki-Nosh that's opened up down cheap-side?"
To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room. A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above. A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.
After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show. You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael. Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!