Country Dictionary

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Magic Carpet

A wash clothe, towel or article of clothing that used to clean up after having sexual intercourse with a women whose on her period.

Man: Ah babe, what in the fuck!! You're raggin'? Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet. Man: ...a what? Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.

by BigDonk April 03, 2012