A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person goes down to perform oral sex on a person and instead forcefully bites the clitoris/penis like a snapping turtle.
Brent sent Kelvin to the hospital last night after giving him an Angry Snapper. The damage is severe.
The act of shitting in someones anus.
I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.
A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup. Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below. 1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle. 2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle. 3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?
When a person runs up and violently sprays an unsuspecting person with diarrhea, then yells "Puppy Power!" and slaps them in the face.
I just ate a bunch ov laxatives and I'm going too give that jackass over there a Scrappy Doo.
A fetish act, where one person shoves a twinkie half way up their anus, and another person takes a bite out ov the twinkie, and then proceeds to suck the cream-filling out. The person with the twinkie in their anus, then slowly pushes the remaining twinkie out ov their anus and into the other person's mouth.
Debra gave Ron a rusty twinkie as a new form ov foreplay last Christmas.
An act where one person drugs another person, then proceedes to shit on their chest and/or face.
Debra hit the ground unconscious, and Brent proceeded to give her a Hot Cosby all over her face and hairy chest. Hot Cosby Feces Shit Defecation
A new take on an old classic. A group ov people line up, and get on their knees, while another person shoves a string ov large sausages up their anus. The person with the string ov large sausages in their anus, then proceeds to expel the sausages from their anus into the mouth ov the first person in the line. The first person the bites into the sausage to hold it in their mouth. The person then continues to work their way down the line, until the all the sausages have been expelled or the last person in line has been reached.
Ron: "Are you going to Debra's sausage party tonight?" Nivia: "I am. Debra's sausage parties are the place to be. I take the sausages home and use them as dildos." Tonya: "I'm going too. Last time, I had five sausages in my mouth at once, and didn't even gag."